Clean Jokes for Toastmasters

Joanne Guidoccio


Share one of these jokes with your fellow toastmasters…


A student went to his meditation teacher and said, “My meditation is horrible! I feel so distracted, or my legs ache, or I’m constantly falling asleep. It’s just horrible!”

“It will pass,” the teacher said matter-of-factly.

A week later, the student came back to his teacher. “My meditation is wonderful! I feel so aware, so peaceful, so alive! It’s just wonderful!”

“It will pass,” the teacher replied matter-of-factly.



A local priest and a pastor were fishing on the side of the road. They thoughtfully made a sign saying, “The end is near! Turn yourself around now before it’s too late!” and showed it to each passing car.

One driver who drove by didn’t appreciate the sign and shouted at them, “Leave us alone, you religious nuts!”

All of a sudden they heard a big splash, looked at…

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2 thoughts on “Clean Jokes for Toastmasters

  1. Thanks for reblogging my post 🙂

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